7 Weird Facts Meme

Hungry Mother woke me from my nap to assign me the job of doing a meme that HE was tagged for. So, here goes:

The tag came from Snowy Bear. The rules, as written by that somewhat illiterate bear, are:

1. Lynk to your tagger and list theeze rools on your blog.

2. Share 7 fackts about yourself on your blog - sum random, some wee-erd.

3. Tag 7 peepol at the end of your post by leaving ther nayms as well as lynks to ther blog.

4. Let them no they hve been tagged by leeving a comment on ther blog.

 

Here are the facts about me:

1. I'm actually quite lazy.
   
2. I don't sleep with Hungry Mother. A geezer in the trailer park asked him that the other night and I threw up in my mouth.
3. I like nubile human females in thongs.
4. I don't read anybody's blog other than my own. Hungry Mother tells me about his somewhat pretentious blog, but I only look when he shows me pictures.
5. I don't like honey. I use butter on my morning toast.
6. The Keys are my favorite spot in the world.
7. I love to fish, but Hungry Mother didn't take me with him in Key West.

I'm not tagging anybody because I don't read anybody else's blog.

Happy Thanksgiving from Key West

What a wonderful day! I started with a look at the historic harbor. For an old Navy bear, this was heavenly.

Next, I had lunch at the Schooner Wharf Bar and listened to that old salt, Michael McCloud.

Then, after a long, hot walk, I got my picture taken at the Southernmost Point in the U.S.

Finally, I had a real treat. I met La Te Da Linda, who is the proud mother of a Marine. On Veteran's Day, she carried my brother, Marine Bear, in the parade. She is such a nice lady, and pretty hot, too.

Tomorrow, I think I'm going fishing during the day and attending a Drag Queen Show (whatever that is) tomorrow night.

The Florida Keys

I've never seen anything so beautiful as the water views from the Overseas Highway. Hungry Mother said that he's been down to the Keys many times, but never gets tired of the scenery. I can't wait to check out the action in Key West, or Cayo Hueso, as I call it in my ursine erudition.

Happy Hour at Rock Creek

Hungry Mother finally brought me to Happy Hour at the Rock Creek RV Resort. I got to meet the self-annointed "Mayor":

 I also got to mix it up with a couple of the ladies at the gazebo:

Tomorrow we're heading for Key West. I've never been there, but they say that there's a lot of gaity there (or did they say gayness).

Arrival in Naples

I arrived in Naples, FL to join Hungry Mother and his lovely wife for some good adventures.