7 Weird Facts Meme

Hungry Mother woke me from my nap to assign me the job of doing a meme that HE was tagged for. So, here goes:

The tag came from Snowy Bear. The rules, as written by that somewhat illiterate bear, are:

1. Lynk to your tagger and list theeze rools on your blog.

2. Share 7 fackts about yourself on your blog - sum random, some wee-erd.

3. Tag 7 peepol at the end of your post by leaving ther nayms as well as lynks to ther blog.

4. Let them no they hve been tagged by leeving a comment on ther blog.

 

Here are the facts about me:

1. I'm actually quite lazy.
   
2. I don't sleep with Hungry Mother. A geezer in the trailer park asked him that the other night and I threw up in my mouth.
3. I like nubile human females in thongs.
4. I don't read anybody's blog other than my own. Hungry Mother tells me about his somewhat pretentious blog, but I only look when he shows me pictures.
5. I don't like honey. I use butter on my morning toast.
6. The Keys are my favorite spot in the world.
7. I love to fish, but Hungry Mother didn't take me with him in Key West.

I'm not tagging anybody because I don't read anybody else's blog.